[ROKTMAN]

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

10.The left lane is for passing; if you’re not passing get the f**k over.

11.When it’s raining why do people turn on their Hazard lights? Don’t be an idiot, if you can’t see pull your dumb ass over to the shoulder, and then turn on the flashers if necessary.

12.WTF It’s the middle of summer, 90 degrees out. So why are people wearing scarfs? My g/f says it’s a fashion thing; personally, it makes you look like a fashionable idiot.

13.Neck tattoos.I call them FILS-Future Income Limiters.Who`s gonna hire someone with a neck tattoo?.