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Top 10 reasons to buy a CIVIC
10. You get to say "fast and furious" alot.
9. You can spend 30K on the thing and brag to your friends.
8. You get to swap VTEC stories.
7. One set of rims will double the price of the car.
6. You can sell it in 2 years and get back 1/10 your investment.
5. You get to read top 10 list about why it's good to buy a CIVIC.
4. You get the "eye roll" when you drive by.
3. Your girlfriend can look like a tramp.
2. You can tune the thing yourself (with a laptop, a set of special tools, a set of special guages, a stack of manuals, more special tools, more manuals, help from your friends, 17 techline phone numbers, help from your friends friend who knows someone who helped a neighbor do the same thing.)
1. You get to bursh up on your profanity when the thing "dies on the line" for no apparent reason.
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