Apple`s New i Lineup

[ROKTMAN]

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer
chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a
major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men
staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

[jamz]

lol!