Elf Pickup Lines

[ROKTMAN]

Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?

We don't see many happenin' ladies north of the Arctic Circle.

Hey babe, I'm free on Christmas Eve.

Not everything about me is tiny!

I'm not Elmo, but don't stop tickling.

Just because a guy wears tights and pointy slippers doesn't mean
he's gay.

I taught Santa everything he knows.

I'm a magical being. Take off your bra.

Nice view from down here!

I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.

You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.

That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there.

Why, yes, I AM George Stephanopoulos.

I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.

I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys.

You know what they say about guys with big ears.

I can get you off the naughty list!