"As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly"

[jamz]

As reported on: http://politicsofdancing.blogspot.co...t-turkeys.html

Cincinnati, OH--An advertising stunt dreamed up by a local Cincinnati radio station went terribly wrong when twenty live turkeys plummeted to their deaths after being dropped out of a helicopter under the misguided assumption that they would all just fly away.

"The turkeys were hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement," stated Les Nessman, who reported the event live for station WKRP from the parking lot of the Pinedale Shopping Mall.

"It was just terrible. People started to panic and were running around the parking lot screaming. One of the turkeys even went right through the windshield of a parked car."

Station Manager Arthur Carlson took full responsibility for the chaos caused by the Thanksgiving Day promotion, claiming that "as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." The station promised to reimburse anybody who suffered property damage as a result of this stunt.

WKRP is a "beautiful music" station that ranks 16th in the 18 station Cincinnati market. They are currently considering a format change in hopes of boosting their dismal ratings.

[Josh]

WKRP was a fictional radio station haha

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077097/

to my knowledge there was never an event like this that happened. But Who knows I am only 23 years old... lol

[ROKTMAN]

That was a great episode.First live turkeys that couldn`t fly then 20 pound frozen turkeys that crashed through car windshields.