My 1st Time at a Strip Club

[2002GT]

Last night I went to the strip club from like 10pm-2am for the first time in my life, and ahhh it was great! I will for sure be going back. I know the whole point is for them to lure you in and make you think they like you so you'll pay up, and I did just that. I got my 1st lap dance ($40) from a girl I was eyeing all night. I think I'm in love, lol. I am going back to get this gothic chick, because I am a closet Gothic guy and she is so hot especially the way she makes you think she wants you. And it's cool you pay $1 and they come over to you and give you like a 30 second tease naked or clothed. It was the life :D

Anyways... Strip Club = teh shit! :banana:

i go on occasion.....last time i went this FUCKING HOT blodne chick who just turned 18 just starting working there....i mean perfect lil body and all......and she kept talkin to me the whole night and she was like "im bored, want a lapdance?" and i was like "nah...im broke" and she was like "ok a free one then, your hot enough" i was like "OK!"

lol

tes strip club= teh shitz y0

[2002GT]

yeah man! i can't stop thinking about this one girl. she was fine, yet ubtainable if that makes sense. They focked with my head, and now I can't get them out of it, lol

[RXmar2]

40 BUCKS!!! :eek:

That's alot --- it's only $20 here in Texas...:banana:
And totally nude is $30...:banana:

[2002GT]

We get 4 songs. A free t-shirt and hat. Shes clothed the 1st songs and the rest naked AND I made out with her ;) I got my monies worth... F0ck car mods! Strip Club fo Lyfe. Although that was the 1st time in my life I had a girl naked and didnt have sex, it was hard to resist.

PS- Doesn't TX have the Bunny Ranch?

[SL04P0PR]

awww yer growing up :p

closet goth? does that make sense?? lol. i like my black clothes and my leather trench and all but i don't consider myself goth. i'm just strange :D

one thing you hit dead-on: goth ladies r teh HAWTNESS!!! omg

[filo]

Originally posted by 2002GT
We get 4 songs. A free t-shirt and hat. Shes clothed the 1st songs and the rest naked AND I made out with her ;) I got my monies worth

SO YOU GOT YOUR MONEIES WORTH DID YOU. DID YOU STOP TO THINK HOW MANY OTHER GUYS SHE KISSED THAT NIGHT. SORRY TO RAIN ON YOUR PARADE. BUT KEEP TELLING YOURSELF, " I WAS THE ONLY ONE SHE KISSED"....NOW THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT.

Originally posted by filo
SO YOU GOT YOUR MONEIES WORTH DID YOU. DID YOU STOP TO THINK HOW MANY OTHER GUYS SHE KISSED THAT NIGHT. SORRY TO RAIN ON YOUR PARADE. BUT KEEP TELLING YOURSELF, " I WAS THE ONLY ONE SHE KISSED"....NOW THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT.

[filo]

sorry about the caps guys. i wasnt yelling honest i wasnt.

[SoLid_PrAnkstA]

stippers here are nasty. i've only been a few times, and it wasn't "all that" maybe I just realized what big skanks the chicks were quickly, and that didn't seem hot :p

A chick I used to work with now works at a strip club... but she won't tell me which one, or I'd go there every night :p She's not all that hot, but hot enough, and cool as hell. She gets bonus hot points for being cool.

[2002GT]

Originally posted by filo
SO YOU GOT YOUR MONEIES WORTH DID YOU. DID YOU STOP TO THINK HOW MANY OTHER GUYS SHE KISSED THAT NIGHT. SORRY TO RAIN ON YOUR PARADE. BUT KEEP TELLING YOURSELF, " I WAS THE ONLY ONE SHE KISSED"....NOW THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT.

Where did you read that I said I wasn't the only one kissed? :confused:

It was fun! Nuff said :banana:

[Drowningnut]

strip clubs= waste of money....

you want nude girls might as well find one you can at least take to a room whether it be your place or hers and hit it without payin shit(by that i mean no hookers)

[digital-d]

Theres a blonde chick that works at a strip club in my area. She bought an Eldorado from my dealer a couple of years back. Lets just say when she gets service you get service too! lol

I agree with Drowningnut, Strip clubs are a waste of money.....at least with all the sluts in my area. :D

[SL04P0PR]

ahhh... a girlfriend is such a nice thing to have ::.pimp:: of course they usually require money for other things. but, such is life, you can never have a truly free ride... pun intended :p

[2002GT]

umm i get leid all the time... strip clubs are fun... i have more fun blowing my money on that then car mods...

for the record i went again tonight (only $5) and im going tuesday! w00t w00t