Thanksgiving Forecast

[ROKTMAN]

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen
will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook,
be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey,
causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates.
Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the
other. Please pass the gravy.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased
stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey
will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries
of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent
chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early
next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish
left will be the bone.



A Happy Thanksgiving to one and all!

[jamz]

lol .. Happy Thanks Giving to everyone !!