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Old 12-17-2003, 12:12 AM
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i hate women

...not in a psycho kind of way. I respect women, i am friends with women... quite a few of them, in fact.


BUT NEVER EVER EVER SHALL I GIVE MY HEART TO ANOTHER HEARTLESS WITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE A PART OF THE HUMAN RACE... NEVER.

There is no woman on this earth that will EVER be worth MY TIME when it comes to a "RELATIONSHIP"!!!

I swear that all i will ever have as regards relationships with girls from this point on is FRIENDS and SISTERS and thats IT.




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2005 Pontiac GTO 12.75 @ 110mph

LS2/T56. Torrid Red/Anthracite Black.

Mods: 160 thermostat, MVP drag bags, CAI inc. air box, SLP long tube headers, Spintech mufflers, SLP 455 tune, factory rear wheels widened to 9".

1994 Buick Roadmaster Sedan.

LT1/4L60e. Ruby Red Metallic.

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Old 12-17-2003, 12:25 AM
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on that note... i wrote a humorus rote of wit...

*ahem*

Cars are better than girls

Love wears away
like grinding metal parts
It eats into your pocket
like every oil change
Makes you high like
drips of fragrant
heptane and octane
It takes you through bends
over hills and mountains
and bumps, and pits
and exhilarating, accelerating
highs and lows
It makes you shout for joy
throughout the joyride
and cry when things break
when you least want them to
But in the end, you can always
rebuild, reform, restore
a car
Never a girl’s love
That’s why cars are better than girls
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2005 Pontiac GTO 12.75 @ 110mph

LS2/T56. Torrid Red/Anthracite Black.

Mods: 160 thermostat, MVP drag bags, CAI inc. air box, SLP long tube headers, Spintech mufflers, SLP 455 tune, factory rear wheels widened to 9".

1994 Buick Roadmaster Sedan.

LT1/4L60e. Ruby Red Metallic.

Mods: K&N FIPK.
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Old 12-17-2003, 12:29 AM
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*golf clap*

Ok imma go off to feel sorry for myself now...


NOT! LOL :banana:
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2005 Pontiac GTO 12.75 @ 110mph

LS2/T56. Torrid Red/Anthracite Black.

Mods: 160 thermostat, MVP drag bags, CAI inc. air box, SLP long tube headers, Spintech mufflers, SLP 455 tune, factory rear wheels widened to 9".

1994 Buick Roadmaster Sedan.

LT1/4L60e. Ruby Red Metallic.

Mods: K&N FIPK.
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Old 12-17-2003, 02:19 AM
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Real clap! That little piece rocked!
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Old 12-17-2003, 06:02 AM
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awwwwwwwwwwww...come on now...suck it up, Jesus Christ...might as well just say you are a homo...
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Old 12-17-2003, 09:19 AM
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LOL!!!!!! hahahahahaha.... oh man you people kill me. :D
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2005 Pontiac GTO 12.75 @ 110mph

LS2/T56. Torrid Red/Anthracite Black.

Mods: 160 thermostat, MVP drag bags, CAI inc. air box, SLP long tube headers, Spintech mufflers, SLP 455 tune, factory rear wheels widened to 9".

1994 Buick Roadmaster Sedan.

LT1/4L60e. Ruby Red Metallic.

Mods: K&N FIPK.
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Old 12-17-2003, 01:31 PM
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girls are good for screwing and nothing else :P
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2005 Pontiac GTO 12.75 @ 110mph

LS2/T56. Torrid Red/Anthracite Black.

Mods: 160 thermostat, MVP drag bags, CAI inc. air box, SLP long tube headers, Spintech mufflers, SLP 455 tune, factory rear wheels widened to 9".

1994 Buick Roadmaster Sedan.

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Mods: K&N FIPK.
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Old 12-17-2003, 01:51 PM
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girls are good for screwing and nothing else :P
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Old 12-17-2003, 02:46 PM
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I third that. But some aren't even good for that, if you know what I'm saying (and I think you do.)
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Old 12-17-2003, 02:52 PM
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LOTS arent even good for that! If they dont lick my butthole.. they're OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-17-2003, 03:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by darkfox
on that note... i wrote a humorus rote of wit...

*ahem*

Cars are better than girls

Love wears away
like grinding metal parts
It eats into your pocket
like every oil change
Makes you high like
drips of fragrant
heptane and octane
It takes you through bends
over hills and mountains
and bumps, and pits
and exhilarating, accelerating
highs and lows
It makes you shout for joy
throughout the joyride
and cry when things break
when you least want them to
But in the end, you can always
rebuild, reform, restore
a car
Never a girl’s love
That’s why cars are better than girls
that was beutiful *wipes tear from eye*. :beer:
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Old 12-17-2003, 05:01 PM
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dont you think we should at least go to dinner a few times first? lmao...
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Old 12-17-2003, 09:37 PM
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nah... its all about the bam bam thank u mam
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2005 Pontiac GTO 12.75 @ 110mph

LS2/T56. Torrid Red/Anthracite Black.

Mods: 160 thermostat, MVP drag bags, CAI inc. air box, SLP long tube headers, Spintech mufflers, SLP 455 tune, factory rear wheels widened to 9".

1994 Buick Roadmaster Sedan.

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Mods: K&N FIPK.
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man*

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Nice poem.. Girls r evil.. so I was lookin' for that bang bang bang link, but it don't work no more..
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