i hate women

[darkfox]

the what link?

[ce_gandolfo]

Here, I think you'll like this!

[thenige]

Originally posted by darkfox
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BUT NEVER EVER EVER SHALL I GIVE MY HEART TO ANOTHER HEARTLESS WITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE A PART OF THE HUMAN RACE... NEVER.

:mad:

You are SO f**ked pal... ahaha.. the problem is... you don't know you've given it until it's already given/gone.. ahaha..

it's not like you're going to say.. "you know.. i like this girl alot.. i'm going to fall in love with her"..

So then of course.. like the rest of us.. you bounce between :banana: and :banghead:

[thenige]

Originally posted by Fbod383
LOTS arent even good for that! If they dont lick my butthole.. they're OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

again with the ass-lapping.. :rolleyes:

[darkfox]

Originally posted by thenige
You are SO f**ked pal... ahaha.. the problem is... you don't know you've given it until it's already given/gone.. ahaha..

it's not like you're going to say.. "you know.. i like this girl alot.. i'm going to fall in love with her"..

So then of course.. like the rest of us.. you bounce between :banana: and :banghead:

how is that?

yeah, you can never say "you know.. i like this girl alot.. i'm going to fall in love with her"...

but if you have enough fortitude, you CAN say "I will absolutely NOT let myself care that much about ANYONE again..." you can never make it happen, but you can always prevent it.

[darkfox]

Originally posted by thenige
again with the ass-lapping.. :rolleyes:

LOL....

Fbod's failsafe, one-question test for picking the right girl...

ask them, "WILL YOU LICK MY POOPCHUTE?"

[darkfox]

Originally posted by ce_gandolfo
Here, I think you'll like this!

we've all seen that one :rolleyes:

[thenige]

Originally posted by darkfox
how is that?

yeah, you can never say "you know.. i like this girl alot.. i'm going to fall in love with her"...

but if you have enough fortitude, you CAN say "I will absolutely NOT let myself care that much about ANYONE again..." you can never make it happen, but you can always prevent it.

I was busting your chops with the "you're f**ked" stuff..

but I guess some men are better than others.. cuzz i just can't see myself doing that..

i'm f**king old.. time for a :beer:

[thenige]

Originally posted by darkfox
LOL....

Fbod's failsafe, one-question test for picking the right girl...

ask them, "WILL YOU LICK MY POOPCHUTE?"

or "would you like to come back to my place.. we'll have some pizza and watch scat videos.. and if you're lucky i'll throw some feces at you" :p

[ce_gandolfo]

Originally posted by darkfox
we've all seen that one :rolleyes:

Just tryin to brighten your day :rolleyes:

[darkfox]

Originally posted by ce_gandolfo
Just tryin to brighten your day :rolleyes:

sorry bro, i wasn't being pissy or anything... guess i gotta watch the rolleyes from now on... i just saw that like a million times already :D

[darkfox]

Originally posted by thenige
I was busting your chops with the "you're f**ked" stuff..

but I guess some men are better than others.. cuzz i just can't see myself doing that..

i'm f**king old.. time for a :beer:

I need a sam adams right about now...

[redga]

I LOVE women. I LOVE my girl. It'd hurt to break up with her but if it should happen it just means I get to go chase after all the other cuties I hang around. I don't ever wanna get old.

[GrandAmChick]

Originally posted by GrandAmChick
Nice poem.. Girls r evil.. so I was lookin' for that bang bang bang link, but it don't work no more..

woohoo found it! http://bostonpimp.com/ :beer:

[thenige]

Originally posted by redga
I LOVE women. I LOVE my girl. It'd hurt to break up with her but if it should happen it just means I get to go chase after all the other cuties I hang around. I don't ever wanna get old.

I fail to see what getting old has to do with it.. :banana:

other than the younger ones call me 'daddy' now.. eeeewwwwwwww

:banana: