Sex tips

[Danmuzicman]

if the girl is interested lik ethat then she is in it for the sex. girls who want to be woohed and charmed want more. thats when you need to seperate them

[achievasc92]

fool-proof plan

walk up to any girl you want and say "Does this smell funny to you?" then slap a chloroform soaked rag over her nose and mouth. And then you're set

[SL04P0PR]

say... that IS fool-proof :D

[digital-d]

Originally posted by achievasc92
fool-proof plan

walk up to any girl you want and say "Does this smell funny to you?" then slap a chloroform soaked rag over her nose and mouth. And then you're set

lol....I like that plan! :D

[achievasc92]

yep, chloroform is your friend ;)

[SL04P0PR]

Originally posted by Danmuzicman
here is a visual tip. you like it when she shaves so how bout trimming for her. ever seen your girl pick a pube out of her teeth. yeah gross so how bout trim or even go nude, lol.
:beer:

its true fellas, the ladies really appreciate it :) the only problem i have with it is sometimes it makes yer special place itch like a mo fukker. its all good and worth it though.

[Peyman]

Originally posted by SoLid_PrAnkstA
didn't some guy interrupt pey once? all touching the stripes and stuff?

how about some tips on how to get there, rather than what to do when you are there :p

haha...son of a bitch...i was givin my girl some peyman loving in the back of the good ole ga....all the sudden...some mofo and his wife are walking on the side walk...no big deal i think to myself...then the homo comes up to my car and starts touching the stripes to see if they are real...and he starts checking out the car....after about a good minute...he sees us in the back...ooooo...if only u guys saw his face expresssion...lol

[Danmuzicman]

lmao. i was doing some girl in the back of a car and we saw the ole lady walk towards her car with the dog, we pause. and think its al clear when she turns around but no the friken dog has to start barkin at us and runs towads the car. i was so pissed. isnt thier a leash law? heres a joke, anal is like vegistables, if your not forced to do it when your young you will never like it as an adult. lol sorry my friend told me that one. tip number next one: when she is on top. you can also kinda swirl your hips to move it around in her. so when she is riding you it also moves around in her. just like the missionary style we disscused earlier. also you can slip a wet finger down there so on every down stroke it hits her clit. also try a rubbing mostion during this. women tend to like it alot

[SL04P0PR]

i've found that when she's on the bottom, you can get better results if she's propped up with a pillow under her butt.

[Danmuzicman]

excelent tip. pillow under the back or bum. try holding her legs out in the air and it is great. when going down on her try a no menthol cough dropp of rinse with some mouthwah then go down on her it wil make her go nuts.

[thenige]

Somewhere in this mass of raging hormones is someone actuall asking the woman what she wants?

[SoLid_PrAnkstA]

like hell, we obviously know better :D

[Danmuzicman]

lol no n a previous post i said.. ask her what she wants. and so on. usualy she want sit from behind and pulling her hair,. but who am i to fight with that. lol

[ce_gandolfo]

Originally posted by jeremy96gase


Do it in the back of your car at least once in your life, but make sure there is no one else around for miles (this includes cops)

Thats all I got for now, I'll let you guys know after this weekend ;)

Everyone should fog up their windows every now and again, its fun! If you can ICE them on the inside then you know you're both having A LOT of fun! Trust me! :eek: :banana:

[ndgofast]

take it from a married man. this touchy feely give her what she wants crap will get you a few romps when you are single but the holy grail of dating is finding the ones who don't care what you do as long as you give it to them good. women like it when you take charge. gets em wetter than anything. get their trust then treat em like meat. (this doesn't mean disrespect them) WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T COME BEFORE THEY DO!!!!!! if they haven't came then you aren't done.