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Old 10-29-2004, 12:01 AM
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So i decided to spread the love. My girlfriend told me that i should tell guys my tricks so that the love may spread so i thought about you guys. This thread is a serious one. Everything i will tell you is proven many times. and i have tried them myself and use them quite frequently. they will trickle in as i do em. so here is trick number one.
get a hair tie, not a scrunchie but like a single band one loop it around until its pretty firm around the shaft at the bottom. not to tight to hurt but enough to be firm. what it does is cuases the veins and arteries to swell up with blood. i know it sounds gross but trust me it works. its good for her and you. it will make you want to cum faster but hold out. trust me she will love it. Hopefully you all have open-minded partners. now i may get a bit freaky but if your like me and find open minded partners its crazy.. tip number two. when going down on a girl remember its just not the licking its the sucking, flicking and so on. use a figure 8 motion then rotate threw the motions, don’t make it feel like it has to happen, it takes some practice make it feel like successive motions. and remember you don’t like teeth nether does she unless otherwise specify. and ask her to help you out. if its like another world for you as her to help you out. its nothing to be ashamed about, and trust me she will like it in the end when you can go racing and she aint got to shift for you. here is a visual tip. you like it when she shaves so how bout trimming for her. ever seen your girl pick a pube out of her teeth. yeah gross so how bout trim or even go nude, lol. Also when you trim it not only looks cleaner but also it gives the illusion that it’s bigger. tip number three when fingering a girl its not like your shoving this thing in her. if you use two fingers use a fluttering motion (for the band nerds like a trill with two fingers) in her. remember its not the insertion but the things you can do inside of her that is the diffrence to her. rolling you fingers around in her and around the walls are great, especialy near the backbone. its bunndled with tons of nerve endings. also stretching the walls by pulling up slightly works wonders to, dont yank. remember its your girl not a turkey. be gentle yet firm like you got it under control. you all feel free to put your tips down and i know we have a couple of women around so help these guys out and maybeye i can learn a thing or two. have fun and i have no responsiblilty for injuries that occur or you getting slapped by your other for being to freaky. lol
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Old 10-29-2004, 12:02 AM
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holy shit... how about some cliff notes buddy


btw... nice sig... in that case daddy!! you owe me some backed child support!!!
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Old 10-29-2004, 12:05 AM
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i wil give you some BACK child support
there are no cliff notes to good sex
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holy shit! i just read that... niiiice tips lol
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Old 10-29-2004, 12:23 AM
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tip number 4 when having sex dont only ram it in and out... swirl it around in her and move lateraly up and down and angle your self to push in and down or vice versa. make some motion in the ocean. try having her lay on her side with the leg closed as if she were sleeing and have sex like that it hits new places and so on. have a night of just experimenting new and crazy positions and be silly about it.
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Put a bad over Nicks moms head before banging her. It will help you from going flaccid.
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Old 10-29-2004, 03:39 AM
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Alright y'all.
http://www.alloverlays.com/jeremy/KamaSutra.zip
Its 13.5mb so be warned.
Thats Some of the best info I have is in there.

Also, Dan's right she trims, you trim too. BUT Trim the night before, so all the trimmin's go away.

Woman can turned on by converstaion, if you are smart and fun with her durring dinner, then things can be much more fun for her after the movie.

Cuddeling is good. Some men don't like it for what ever reason, but woman appreceate it.

And hold it for as long as possible, try to go when she goes.

Crazy positions can be fun (very fun), but don't hurt your self.

Do it in the back of your car at least once in your life, but make sure there is no one else around for miles (this includes cops)

Thats all I got for now, I'll let you guys know after this weekend ;)
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Old 10-29-2004, 03:52 AM
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....(this includes cops)
LOL... bad experience?
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Old 10-29-2004, 11:07 AM
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omg... lemme tell you about cops and sex in the back of your car :(

UGH!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-29-2004, 11:09 AM
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I like it in the ass. Sometimes I let the guy let loose in me. Oh it just gets my jollies off

Hey bro... Whatever floats your boat :beer:
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Old 10-29-2004, 01:07 PM
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LOL... bad experience?
I'll keep that one to my self ;)
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Old 10-29-2004, 05:39 PM
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didn't some guy interrupt pey once? all touching the stripes and stuff?

how about some tips on how to get there, rather than what to do when you are there :p
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Old 10-29-2004, 08:59 PM
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^ Here's one, stop at the corner and get yourself a hooker :p

I have some real advice for you Solid. Dress up nicely and go to a bar on a busy night.....thursday, friday or saturday night is usually good. Start a conversation with a random girl, talk about anyhing like current events, movies, music.....that sort of stuff. If she is unwilling to have a conversation with you, just move on and start talking to someone else. She will either just ignore you the rest of the night or get jelous and start trying to talk to you. It doesn't have to be a bar though, it could be a party or even school. Don't try clubs, it's usually too loud for conversation. Bars are usually the easiest place though.

The main thing is to be talkative, confident, humorous and nicely dressed. oh yeah....don't rush it or be too obvious.
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if you wana get in bed be honest with her and say. hey, i wont play the games i am in it for the sex tonight. most of the you get a good responce.
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Old 10-29-2004, 11:47 PM
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I tried it once at a party, I got laughed at......I told her I was being honest about it then got slapped in the face.
Maybe the girls are different in your area. :confused:

If you've really been sucessful with that I'll be game to try it again with a different chick.
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