Why girls cant find mr perfect.

[GrandAmChick]

Originally posted by BadAzz96AED
SO girls, wondering why you cant find mr. perfect? Its not that he doesnt exist, because there is someone perfect for everyone....the thing is, you girls actl ike immature little 4 year olds and do stupid shit and guys get tired of your shit, So we figure its easier to get you drunk and hit it and use you and have fun that way and ditch you so we dont put up with the shit that you bring on afterwards....we dont want your kids, we dont want to have kids, we dont want your emotional baggage and all your stupid ninny bullcrap....we WOULD want those things excpet you girls procede to act like damn gradeschoolers with your shenanigans.......well MATURE you friggin women and maybe, just maybe....your next BF wont call you psycho bitch. :mad:

Originally posted by BadAzz96AED
nah dude its not that, well i mean i knew cars treated people nicer but its not really her thats the problem, its me....yet i like to gelcoat it blaming it on someone else when its really me who is insecure and who i am and what i have to offer.....because i come across as "needy" because i try to explain how i feel and i do it so ass backward that i end up doing it repeatedly trying to amke it right so i end up talking about it too much and im a big douche for it....

:(

Originally posted by BadAzz96AED
realizing your faults is the first step....

nah shes cool its me being a dumbass.....

:(

We need a "wtf" smiley here...

[ProjectGT]

you need to chill out man! That is some sick shit you posted about ALL girls! :(
Did you meet all girls to know they are ALL like that?

Practice some respect and maybe youll be lucky to find a lady to put up with you!

[SL04P0PR]

Originally posted by darkfox
benigans? applebees? fridays? joe's crab shack?

AHHHH carboncopies! My favorite restaraunt. Don't forget about trendies or copycats or eat at imnotoriginal's!

and don't EVAR EVAR EVAR mention red lobster in my presence again...

(in his best ren hoek voice) YOUUUUUU! YOUUUU sick little monkey!

NO

fuck the clone cartels. I can't stand any of them anymore. 'sides, i used to work at applebees. don't ever work at applebees!!!! that means all of you!! I've known people from here, all the way down to florida and up to new york to work there, and they've ALL had many of the terrible experiences i've had there. fuck that place, I think i'll piss all up in their doorways sometime this weekend.

outback steakhouse is awesome, too. macaroni grill is sweet cuz its decent italian and you can scribble on the tables :) and river city cafe... thats the messiest fucking restaurant i've ever seen that the health inspectors will pass. the floors... the floors ARE peanut shells!! literally!! and its from the customers, not intentional from the restaurant. its... its foogen AWESOME!! everywhere you look is somebody's graffiti carved into the walls, table, or ceiling (!).

i only like red lobster for their lobster. i don't like much other seafood 'cept for some shellfish.

[RavynX]

Originally posted by BadAzz96AED
hey goo.....what was that resteraunt you like so much....with all the stuff on the walls and things.?

lol, I love that movie.

[Fbod383]

Originally posted by SL04P0PR
NO

fuck the clone cartels. I can't stand any of them anymore. 'sides, i used to work at applebees. don't ever work at applebees!!!! that means all of you

My G/F.. ex G/F whatever.. she went to High school with this dude, he went on to play NFL with the Colts.. well he shattered his knee.. and now he works at applebees.. :rolleyes:

[SL04P0PR]

Originally posted by RavynX
lol, I love that movie.

:confused:

[SL04P0PR]

Originally posted by Fbod383
My G/F.. ex G/F whatever.. she went to High school with this dude, he went on to play NFL with the Colts.. well he shattered his knee.. and now he works at applebees.. :rolleyes:

I pity da fo0... no i really do.

that place gave me nightmares... the WORST kind... the kind where you're asleep but you can't actually rest because you're WORKING in the dream!! and every one would be a friday night... chock full of bitch-ass customers, bullshit work and asshole managers (save for 2). oh man it was terrible. never a-fucking-gain.

people i work with now bitch about our job... sure its hard work, but we've got kickass managers and NO DUMBFUCK CUSTOMER INTERACTION!!!!!!!!

[GrandIllusion]

who live an hour from who did i miss something jordus? and as for that comment im leaving it alone there are alot of mature women out there. ever here the saying girl mature quicker then boys yeah well it is true. i still act young but then again i have a 4 year old. but i also met a perfect girl who aint wacko or wierd kind of the perfect fit for me.

[jeremy96gase]

Originally posted by GrandIllusion
who live an hour from who did i miss something jordus? and as for that comment im leaving it alone there are alot of mature women out there. ever here the saying girl mature quicker then boys yeah well it is true. i still act young but then again i have a 4 year old. but i also met a perfect girl who aint wacko or wierd kind of the perfect fit for me.

I see you are in the same boat im in. :santa:

Damn i don't have a pic on my owrk computer. I'll upload it later ;D

[GrandIllusion]

cool and another thing she has a 2000 red 4 door grand am and wants to get aed after college next year. oh and she loves cars did i mention that? lol. she is like the female version of me but a hella lot finer~~~~~:banana: :santa:

[Fbod383]

My G/F is awesome... she just gets pissed when I call her a dumb bitch.... I have an anger problem :rolleyes: We'll prolly get married.. even though we are broken up now... its weird.. I dunno what the diff is between know and then. I still sleep with her everynight, see her everyday.. who knows.. she says we need to break up until I can be nicer.. :rolleyes:

[GrandIllusion]

:iwouldals wait i am hitting it. :banana: :beer:

[jeremy96gase]

Originally posted by GrandIllusion
:iwouldals wait i am hitting it. :banana: :beer:

hehe. totally.

[RavynX]

Originally posted by SL04P0PR
:confused:

The quote BadAzz96AED said, "hey goo.....what was that resteraunt you like so much....with all the stuff on the walls and things.?" is from the movie SuperTroopers. Go watch it if you haven't yet, it's hillarious! =)



Chief: "I swear to god I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans."

Guy1: "hey goo.....what was that resteraunt you like so much....with all the stuff on the walls and things.?"

goo: "Uhhh, shenanigans..."



You got to watch the movie to really get it. ;)

[jeremy96gase]

Sometime in 2006 my girl and I are getting married.
She's got the big phatty ring and everything.